Too funny not to post.
Why is this funny? Because Kelly recently set the record straight regarding people of color who dared to think that Santa might possibly look more like them that he is traditionally portrayed. Kelly wasn’t hearing it.
“For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white.” She said. Of course, she couldn’t just stop there. Overcome by a sudden attack of foot-in-mouth disease, there were a few other concerns Ms. Kelly, who was obviously hired at Fox for her unfathomably awesome intellect, set everything–er–right. “Jesus was a white man, too. It’s like we have, he’s a historical figure that’s a verifiable fact, as is Santa, I just want kids to know that. How do you revise it in the middle of the legacy in the story and change Santa from white to black?” I found her words to be deeply reassuring.
I’ve always been a little unsettled by the fact that Jesus came from the Middle East, where all the Terrorists come from. I had read an article a while back in Popular Mechanics about a forensic artist who gathered all the data he could find about Jesus and his worldly ancestors and attempted to create a reasonable approximation of what a carpenter from Nazareth might have looked like–and the result looked NOTHING like me. This guy to the right, except for the Woodstock hair style, is much more appealing.