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Email Excerpts: Message From A Young Mother

I recently did a grand purge of about 10,000 old emails–a few dozen yielded rough-cut gems of variable worth–jokes, quips, quotes, observations….

——– Original Message ——–

Subject: wasting away again in……
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 22:34:14 -0400
From: (redacted)
To: (redacted)

I’m not pregnant, not nursing and I love margaritas….so what are you doing Friday?

 L–
 PS Loved the photo!

By JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels, growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.

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