First, Ron Jeremy ride’s Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball
Next, James Franco & Seth Rogen skewer the ridiculous Kanye West
Every time I hear this clown, Kanye, I remember when rap was something impossibly cool and vaguely alien to an rural Appalachian white guy like me. Compared to Eric B. & Rakim, for example, Big Daddy Kane, Digital Underground…and I’m sure a few dozen more that someone who actually listened to this stuff knows. Those guys could rhyme some poetry! All this Kanye guy needs is a pair of oversized shoes, a squirting flower, and a bright red nose that honks when squeezed. And don’t even get me started on Ms. Achy Breaky–at least she’s clearly walking a path laid out by a savvy image consultant–too bad it’s not a secret path…
This is how it’s done:
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