British Supermarket Tesco & Monsanto Combine To Develop “Whistling Carrot”

11564_carrot-whistling.gifThe British supermarket chain Tesco published an announcement  in The Sun revealing the successful development of a genetically modified ‘whistling carrot.’ The carrots have been specially engineered to grow with tapered airholes in their side. When fully cooked, these airholes caused the vegetable to whistle–but this only works when the carrots are steamed, not baked or sauteed


About JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.
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3 Responses to British Supermarket Tesco & Monsanto Combine To Develop “Whistling Carrot”

  1. girlseule says:

    Haha that would be freaky.


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