Quote From The Other Side: My Favorite Ann Coulter Zingers

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“I’m more of a man than any liberal.”

I’m not a fan of Ann Coulter, but I’m a huge admirer.  She is perhaps the most brilliant entertainer of our time, slinging out foul and seemingly unfiltered, acerbic, utterly heinous and gratuitously venomous right-wing propaganda that mesmerizes her audience and goads them to ever-increasing frenzies of despicable hatred, flaunting the truth with every hyper-enunciated syllable, every flippant flip of her bottle-blonde bangs.  Her exaggerated arrogance and utter disdain for fact and truth drive her detractors to equally intense spasms of spittle-flying fury.  All the while, the conflict between fans and foes feed the fires of her speaking engagements and book sales.  It’s a great gig.  She says whatever the hell pops into her mind, regardless of veracity, and watches the fitful masses fill her piggy bank.  Though not as prominent of late, she’ll re-emerge at some time to incite more riots of adulation/apoplexy she can ride all the way to the bank.  See you in hell, Ann!

You’d think these were April Fools Posts, but if you did you’d be wrong:

“We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.” –arguing that it would be better if we were all Christian

“I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.”

“God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.'”

“If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'”

“People like you caused us to lose that war.” — Speaking to a disabled veteran on MSNBC

“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.”–on dealing with conflict in the Middle East.

 

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About JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.
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6 Responses to Quote From The Other Side: My Favorite Ann Coulter Zingers

  1. Ishaiya says:

    Sounds like a woman who needs a good firm punch in the face.

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    • JunkChuck says:

      With a brick, yes. I know it’s not appropriate to think so, but a man can dream–the beauty/horror of it is that it’s all cynical claptrap with her ilk, stirring up spiteful partisan hatred that further fractures an already split population.

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      • Ishaiya says:

        Male or female, people are people and bad behaviour such as this woman enacts just isn’t acceptable in my book. I’m a fair sort of a person, and I will give people the benefit of the doubt, but this is an abuse of power that is dangerous because many people are just plain gullible.
        Brick in face… yeah I’m seeing that…

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  2. M T McGuire says:

    She sounds like a bit of a twat.

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  3. I like how you’ve distinguished between liking her for her intellectual contributions to the world versus her entertainment/sales value/skills. I do disagree that she says whatever pops into her head–I believe she is a smart woman, a savvy woman, and her public persona and thoughts are well calculated as opposed to mere impulsive utterances. That is where her strength lies–in being able to read and manipulate her masses. I must say, even with her strengths aside, she’s just not kind…

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