I can’t be the first, or the only, internet hack to point out that Vladimir “Vain Vlad” Putin’s whole wild man schtick is neither new nor particularly interesting. In fact, he’s quite literally a (ghostly white) pale imitation of a real rough customer.
Bonus points to the world leader who invented national parks and who, when he was shot in an assassination plot during a speech, opted to stay at the podium and finish his speech before stopping by the hospital.
Negative points for having sexy threesomes with dolphins. That’s not the kind of rough riding we were talking about, Vlad.