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Spam Poetry Challenge Entry

Christy over at Poetry Parfait threw down the gauntlet for a Spam Poetry Challenge.  I apologize for my entry in advance–I didn’t take it very seriously, I guess.

I’m putting the poem first, because it works better that way.  The original spam lines follow.

DisappointedA different female I had been speaking to was stunned,
said Wow, you might be excellent without it–but–
11 weeks accomplishing almost nothing?–
simply, Junk, a dedicated artist of desire(?):
Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis…

 

So, here’s my lines of spam…

1.A different female I had been speaking to (who hadn’t reported just about anything still) was stunned and said Wow, you might be excellent out with it ehand then said I want to complete whatever you did. 

2.Ala Dolomite all their motto is “Just claim it! very well Correctly, often the Democrats would want practically nothing better than to be able to inveigle all their media allies directly into spending another 11 weeks accomplishing almost nothing although talking about Romney’s taxes brand by means of brand (and every person how the media have to have valuable very little when it comes to inveigling). 

3.Just simply read this junk to check out the time out and about in to the weeds a dedicated reportorial disadvantage artist such as MacGillis goes while offered practically nothing of importance or maybe desire.

4.Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis Buy Cialis

By JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels, growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.

One reply on “Spam Poetry Challenge Entry”

Lol!!! I was going to use a ‘pills’ type of comment from my Spam folder too and then decided on a more family-friendly perspective for my own poem. I think yours is hilarious!! Glad you took part in it (desire or no desire, hehehe) 🙂

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