Real Headline: Polygamist Ninjas Attack!

I just found this link in my Inbox–thanks Teresa!–that headline is too awesome not to post immediately.  All the good stuff happens in Utah.  Our Pennsylvania Amish never do anything this interesting–when they get in trouble its for refusing to build their outhouses up to construction codes, or refusing to put orange reflective safety triangles on the back of their buggies.

http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/58433361-78/police-suspects-women-child.html.csp

Click here to see the purported ninjas.

Ninjas!

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About JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.
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3 Responses to Real Headline: Polygamist Ninjas Attack!

  1. Or we have people attacking gays in like the most gay-friendly part of Philly. There was some other lunacy here in The Burg, but I can’t remember what it was. However, if you don’t crack down on those Amish and their out-of-code outhouses, before you know it Anarchy is taking over. 🙂

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  2. John Linko says:

    Never mind Ebola…

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  3. JunkChuck says:

    I’m in denial about Ebola. Let’s keep things fluffy and lite.

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