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Amazon.com is SNEAKY

I recently ordered something from Amazon–not the items in the screen shot below, sadly, that’s just a re-creation using some books I’m going to get around to sooner or

Amazon.com
Amazon Prime

later.  Now, I knew my order was above the free shipping threshold, but for some reason it hadn’t been calculated in–so I read that blurb at the top (bright blue and green) and clicked that and…BOOM.  I got “free shippping” alright–because that quickly I joined Amazon Prime for $105.00.  That’s like a “free” drink that comes in a glass that costs–well–one hundred and five bucks!

Now, if you notice further down in the box there is a smaller, black print with a little oval I can click  to get actual free shipping that is actually free, and maybe I should have read the entire page through, but I’m confident in my belief that the intent here was to trick me and a lot of other people into buying their very expensive “free shipping.”  It’s no different than the way Amazon takes you to the kindle version of a book if you don’t specify you want a real book.

The clincher, when I clicked on that tab there was no warning, and no chance to change my mind–to do that I had to go back to my account, sign in, read through the “help” section, then go to my account, and to “My Prime” and then submit my request for a refund that should be “processed in 3-5 days.” Right? They can take my money at the speed of light, but it takes ’em the better part of a week to give it back

Scoundrels and thieves. That’s what I think. Am I right–or am I just ridiculous, or both?

By JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels, growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.

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