What In The Blazing Fires of Hell Is This?

This British guy with a big waxed mustache made this show up on my personal facebook page just now.  We’re supposed to be friends, but–now I’m not so sure.

I showed it to my wife and she said, “Well, if I had to have a penis that one would be pretty cool.”  But the question remains: what the hell is happening.

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About JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.
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9 Responses to What In The Blazing Fires of Hell Is This?

  1. More information on provenance please. Need to know more!

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  2. Hahahahaha.

    – the muse on the Cloud

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  3. Just so you know, the scene is from the 2011 Hong Kong movie, “3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy”. A number of Japanese AV (Adult Video) Idols appeared in this movie. Believe it or not, this film had the, at the time, biggest opening in Hong Kong, beating “Avatar” from two years before.

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    • JunkChuck says:

      Outstanding! I spent about half an hour–more time than I had to spend–trying to figure it out, and all I found was a lot of folks muttering “WTF?” I feel like we need to organize a movement to get this on Netflix.

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      • I finally found the information on an Instagram account, and did a little more confirming after that. The Sex & Zen movies are whack: I have the first one on DVD. There is also a book on the HK movies from the late 70s to the mid 90s titled “Sex & Zen and a Bullet to the Head,” which gives you a definitive rundown a lot of those great pre-Handover movies.

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  4. Kev says:

    It’s a weird one… can’t figure it out.

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