Month: October 2015
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Fall Back (Into A Freshly Vacated Grave)
Halloween on a Saturday and daylight savings time on the same night spells an extra hour of spooky fun and costumed hijinks. Turn your clock back before you do out carousing, and don’t do anything I would have done when I was your age. Be particularly wary of girls in kitten costumes.
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Wednesday Words 10/28/15: Rocks
“I got a rock.” –Charlie Brown “Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special” –Chris Rock
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Two Weeks of Halloween: Bunny Cult
There’s a strange and seemingly growing phenomena of folks wearing bunny masks… I think they’re a cult, and I’m scared of them. Oh, it seems innocent enough at the beginning… But he’s watching… They’re all watching… And the next thing you know, it happens, and you’re part of it… And the worst thing is, when […]
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Two Weeks of Halloween: The Buckley Family
This is a classic, and for good reason….the Buckley children clearly had some mommy issues.
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The Great Sexy Halloween Costume Debate 4 of 4
Some final thoughts. I wanted to weigh in on my own here, sort of a personal summary, while touching base on potential costume choices. The father in me had no problem coming up with a several costume suggestions which are, in their particular socio-cultural mileau, hot enough to incinerate. Among them are… The man of […]
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The Great Sexy Halloween Costume Debate 3 of 4
So, we’ve heard recrimination, and earnest warnings, but I promised a debate so here is a voice calling out in the name of feminine empowerment…. This quote is the first thing I stumbled upon, attributed to Cady Heron. “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In […]
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Two Weeks of Halloween: Spooky Tubbies
Am I the only one creeped out by this one? The source for this is inspired:
Old Road Apples 