The War Is Real

101235865-BaQGujVCcAEYSve_r.530x298I know it’s tough, taking your teabagger neighbor seriously; you know, the one who spends all those hours alone on the overpass just outside of town, o-TEA-PARTY-IMPEACH-OBAMA-facebook.jpgdressed in a colonial costume, flying a Gadsden flag and dangling a homemade banner that reads “Impeach O’Bama” over the interstate.  He’s a mad hatter, for sure, but this year, while he’s mumbling about border walls and the citizens of New Jersey celebrating the 9/11 attacks, pay closer attention.  This War on Christmas business is absolutely true.

UN-highlights-trauma-Syrian-refugee-children_11-29-2013_128341_lThe evidence is everywhere.  Not only is the government busily importing millions of covert ISIS agents disguised as Syrian refugees, who want to kill us because they hate freedom., they are also secretly working with a cabal off “terrist” groups like planned parenthood, FEMA, the Pakistani guys who own all those pizza shops and motels, and the the Florida Citrus Growers Association, who are pissed because people just don’t put oranges in Christmas stockings the way they used to.

And they’re taking Santa down like it’s nobody’s business.

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About JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.
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One Response to The War Is Real

  1. Hey, maybe all those guys were Bad Santas! 🙂

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