F*ck Donald Tr*mp

donald-trump-hairNot long ago I decided that I would enter the same comment beneath every article, essay, or blog post that mentions his name, no matter how humorous or interesting or disgusting Three short words that echo his nuanced, thoughtful response to the great issues of our day:

F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s as straight to the point as a giant wall in the desert.

F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

Try it. The sensation is a little heady, a little intoxicating, like four shots of smooth, cheap Canadian whiskey poured over a couple of ice cubes in a cool, wide highball glass.

F*ck Donald Tr*mp

You really want to get in on this, to be part of this movement from the ground floor. Imagine a world in which every media mention of him was followed by a cacophonous roar of

F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

It would be just like every day was Christmas, and what a wonderful world that would be.

and here I go:.Fuck Donald Trump. In fact, I”m going to make a post of it, maybe try to start a movement….

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About JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.
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24 Responses to F*ck Donald Tr*mp

  1. Cara says:

    Fuck Donald Trump, fuck that ridiculous hairpiece he insists on wearing, fuck his too-orange face, and fuck everything else about him.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Brian says:

    I’d sooner vote for a hand puppet woven from my own ass hair than Donald Trump.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Fuck Donald and throw Hillary in prison. The USA deserves better than the two most corrupt dingbats ever to ungrace your land. They’re both useless but give the world Trump any day over Clinton.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. You do realise that he will probably interpret this that he is so popular that hordes of men and women all over America (the world?) are begging to have sex with him? The man is delusional. He needs to be admitted.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Well said that man! And in a very funny form too. My latest post has a link to him and a horses arse looking just the same actually. The arse is a better candidate.

    – esme upon the Cloud

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Don Robbins says:

    Leo Parente introduced me to his moniker for the Donald, “DonnySchlong”. Needs to be a hashtag.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. joey says:

    I was sure this post would have gone viral by now…

    Liked by 1 person

  8. You are restoring my faith in Americans with this post! It is quite frankly frightening that so many people in the world’s most powerful country support this bigoted lunatic. He’s a threat to the free world… http://bit.ly/1ER5cLY

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Nan says:

    I’m still in awe that people actually like this guy! And even worse, would vote for him to be POTUS!

    Oh. My. Gawd.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. tedgiffin says:

    See, I think there is this Guitar-Slinger law, prohibits folks who are mentally disturbed from getting a weapon. There is a background check. So we can all rest well, knowing that Donald Trump will not SONGWRITE, IT IS AGAINST THE LAW for Him to get an acoustic guitar. It’s gonna be alright, we will not hear him sing…

    Liked by 1 person

  11. dbp49 says:

    At the rate my favorite southern neighbors are going, they just may have to eliminate the two-term limit as the only possible way of avoiding putting either H.Clinton or D.Trump in the White House. And make no doubt about it, I do think you people would be better off with a third-term Obama than either of the others. But that’s just my opinion and I specialize in Tall Tales. Lol.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. N. E. White says:

    F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

    (Just practicing.)

    Like

  13. eden baylee says:

    I’m appalled by him but even more appalled by the people supporting his campaign. His message of hate, intolerance, and general misinformation speaks volumes about him, but what does it say about those who want him as the leader of their country?

    I hope when it comes down to actual votes, Americans will see through his bullshit.

    Oh yeah, F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

    eden

    Like

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