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F*ck Donald Tr*mp

donald-trump-hairNot long ago I decided that I would enter the same comment beneath every article, essay, or blog post that mentions his name, no matter how humorous or interesting or disgusting Three short words that echo his nuanced, thoughtful response to the great issues of our day:

F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s as straight to the point as a giant wall in the desert.

F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

Try it. The sensation is a little heady, a little intoxicating, like four shots of smooth, cheap Canadian whiskey poured over a couple of ice cubes in a cool, wide highball glass.

F*ck Donald Tr*mp

You really want to get in on this, to be part of this movement from the ground floor. Imagine a world in which every media mention of him was followed by a cacophonous roar of

F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

It would be just like every day was Christmas, and what a wonderful world that would be.

and here I go:.Fuck Donald Trump. In fact, I”m going to make a post of it, maybe try to start a movement….

By JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels, growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.

24 replies on “F*ck Donald Tr*mp”

Shockingly, it’s real hair. I saw a graphic on how his stylist brushes it–I’ll have to look and see if I saved it, because it is clearly the most technically sophisticated comb-over the world has ever seen.

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I read something the other day written by a journalist who has been attending some of tRump’s rallies and he said he took a VERY close look and saw where the real hair and the fake hair meet. He said it’s very, very subtle but if you know what you’re looking for, you’ll see it.

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Damn. I’m even more awed. I could have sworn I read somewhere that it’s real, but I’ll defer to your wisdom because, well, what the heck do I really know about Donald Trump’s hair?

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Well, unless we lived with him, I suppose there’s really no guaranteed way to know for sure. But it’s such a comical looking mess, it’s fun to, well, make fun of it. 😉

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See, I think there is this Guitar-Slinger law, prohibits folks who are mentally disturbed from getting a weapon. There is a background check. So we can all rest well, knowing that Donald Trump will not SONGWRITE, IT IS AGAINST THE LAW for Him to get an acoustic guitar. It’s gonna be alright, we will not hear him sing…

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At the rate my favorite southern neighbors are going, they just may have to eliminate the two-term limit as the only possible way of avoiding putting either H.Clinton or D.Trump in the White House. And make no doubt about it, I do think you people would be better off with a third-term Obama than either of the others. But that’s just my opinion and I specialize in Tall Tales. Lol.

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I’m appalled by him but even more appalled by the people supporting his campaign. His message of hate, intolerance, and general misinformation speaks volumes about him, but what does it say about those who want him as the leader of their country?

I hope when it comes down to actual votes, Americans will see through his bullshit.

Oh yeah, F*ck Donald Tr*mp.

eden

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