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Monster Gator Caught In Florida

Did everyone see the size of the alligator that was recently killed in Florida–estimated at 15′ long and over 700 lbs, it’s shown at the bottom of the page. That’s just…Nope.

It’s like this:


Real Scary.


By JunkChuck

Native, Militant Westsylvanian (the first last best place), laborer, gardener, and literary hobbyist (if by literary you mean "hack"). I've had a bunch of different blogs, probably four, due to a recurring compulsion to start over. This incarnation owes to a desire to dredge up the best entries of the worst little book of hand-scrawled poems I could ever dream of writing, salvageable excerpts from fiction both in progress and long-abandoned. and a smattering of whatever the hell seems to fit at any particular moment. At first blush, I was here just to focus on old, terrible verse, but I reserve the right to include...anything. Maybe everything, certainly my love of pulp novels, growing garlic, the Pittsburgh Steelers and howling at the moon--both figuratively and, on rare occasions, literally.

3 replies on “Monster Gator Caught In Florida”

Living in Brooklyn, NY, I know they have ‘gators in Florida…there’s even an Alligator Alley if I remember right from childhood vacations down there. But the, ummmm, creature pictured at the bottom of the page, I do believe that’s an alligator that spent all its days eating some kind of steroids or growth hormones (and possibly a couple of people).


I saw this monster alligator on the news – wow what a size. It was supposed to be eating cattle but I’m surprised it didn’t take down some humans as well as all it would have to do is open its enormous mouth and you would just disappear into its stomach. Thankfully here in the UK we don’t have any such giant predators!


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