SOLD! to the tall man
in the back row
with the ugly brown hat.
I’m here to say:
I liked your ad;
You were the one
“looking for a guy
with teeth,” right?
Seeing that I have some
(teeth, that is), I’ll reply.
I’m dying to know about
the combat sports and
prestructuralist semantics,
not to mention the tattoos.
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I love it!
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Wow! Thanks.
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Interesting… makes me want to know more! 🙂
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That’s what I thought. My friend was matched with the woman whose profile inspired this, and thought she seemed “strange.” I said, “I know, right–get in touch with her, even just to see if she’s as cool as she seems.” He wasn’t impressed, the idiot.
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I’m sure she found someone who appreciated her originality! Or at least I hope so
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Oh my goodness, this is just great!
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This was based on an actual personal column. I must admit I felt a twinge of–not regret, exactly–that I’d never get to meet that girl. She sounded like a hoot, but my single friend who’d actually received the profile wasn’t at all interested.
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