Month: June 2018

• Porch Missionary

  A knock on the door last week, too damned early on a foggy morning…a woman with pamphlets, a captious smile, and  bible clenched beneath white, shivering knuckles. Her impressively baroque hair towered beneath a clear plastic rain bonnet that snapped beneath her chin like a helmet. “Hello, I’m spreading the good word about a 3-day […]

  JunkChuck

  June 20, 2018

  fiction

  christianity, evangelical, god, jesus, missionary, proselityze, pushy, sales, the word, witness

• Every Day Is MemeDay: Rescue Child

  I’ve saved so many memes in a file on my hard drives and finally wondered: what am I saving these for? My retirement? A rainy day? Maybe that–but isn’t it raining right now? Of course it is. My mom had a leash for me. Of course she did.

  JunkChuck

  June 19, 2018

  humor, meme

  child, kid, leash, meme, mom, parent, rescue

• DAHOF: South Dakota Rep. Michael Clark

  Not every selection for the Dumb Ass Hall Of Fame is an idiot, dotard, or buffoon. Some, like this week’s honoree, are just brain-numbed by hate and ignorance. The morality of the nation crumbles around us, hurtling toward a precipice of as-yet-unimaginable depth, spurred by the pubescent leadership of our President, the jibbering sycophants who […]

  JunkChuck

  June 7, 2018

  Commentary

  apology, bigot, cake, christian, civil rights, DAHOF, evil, gay, Masterpiece Bakeshop, michael clark, racist, representative, republican, south dakota, trump