Category: humor

• I Want To Fight Ted Cruz

  One of the great sacrifices that comes from living way up here in the USA, miles away from Texas and the heart of the confederacy, is that we don’t enjoy timely access to the broad range of news pertaining to Ted “Tough as Texas” Cruz. Indeed, we barely hear tales of fabled adventures at all,…

  JunkChuck

  March 12, 2021

  Commentary, humor, Uncategorized

  bigotry, cruz, dr pepper, electricity, fight, grid, homophobia, misogyny, senator, seuss, texas, trump

• Email Excerpts–A Joke

  I’ve saved a lot of email over the years–sort of an electrical pack rat, I guess (put on your Philip Dick and think on that for a nano). I’ll be cleaning up and sharing the best of it with you. I made this as a draft six years ago. No idea why I didn’t click…

  JunkChuck

  September 3, 2019

  humor, Uncategorized

  bomber, email, funny, humor, joke, pakistan, suicide, vintage

• Every Day Is MemeDay: Rescue Child

  I’ve saved so many memes in a file on my hard drives and finally wondered: what am I saving these for? My retirement? A rainy day? Maybe that–but isn’t it raining right now? Of course it is. My mom had a leash for me. Of course she did.

  JunkChuck

  June 19, 2018

  humor, meme

  child, kid, leash, meme, mom, parent, rescue

• Grim Truth of Almond Milk

  I agree with the profundity excerpted below.  It is so deeply wrong that it’s called Almond Milk. There are no nipples on almonds. None. They can’t be milked. They don’t make more tomorrow. They’re drowned, then cracked and crushed and churned through a mechanical extractor and squeezed through a filter. What’s left, that people drink,…

  JunkChuck

  May 25, 2018

  humor

  #almondmilkismurder, #almondmilkkills, almond, almond milk, blood, blood almond, ewwww, gross, milk, sheep food, silly, trend, vegan, vegetarian, watery