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humor meme

Every Day Is MemeDay: Rescue Child

I’ve saved so many memes in a file on my hard drives and finally wondered: what am I saving these for? My retirement? A rainy day? Maybe that–but isn’t it raining right now? Of course it is. My mom had a leash for me. Of course she did.

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Autumn Coming: Time For Pumpkin Flavored Everything

We recently had the first crisp evening that hinted at the changes to come, that feeling in the air that native Westsylvanians recognize as “a Football Night.” In the verges, the annual flora are showing wear, the color of goldenrod lines country roads and the counts of our prolific whitetail deer seen dead along the highways, stirred to their violent ends by the hormonal surges of the rut and the the instinctive understanding that food will soon be much less abundant. In the trees, the earliest leaves are already beginning to flush, and in the bars and coffee shops, restaurants and bakeries, the taps and pitchers and shelves are suddenly and predictably weighted by food and drink flavored with “Pumpkin Spice.” If you expected me to offer consolation, I apologize. I have none to give. Indeed, the words that might help are these: be strong and resolute. Like all tribulations, this too will pass.
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DeVos Confirmed; Wildlife Scatters

Too bad our children are sitting ducks for this cash-saturated wannabe.

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Happy Samuel Jackson Day!

That’s right, it is Samuel Jackson’s birthday. Motherfucker.

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Christmas Funny and/or Strange meme

Christmeme: Disappointed Jesus

One thing is certain, The Lord haveth great sweaters.

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Monday/Memeday: Original Recipe Or Extra Crispy?

Oh, man. This one killed me. I just had to slip it in late in the day….
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Funny and/or Strange meme

Monday/Memeday: Pooh

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Monday/Memeday: Noisy, Hungry Frogs

A real headline from the Minneapolis Journal, circa 19066.  Tell me this isn’t the most awesome thing you’ve read in a while…I dare you.

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Funny and/or Strange meme

Monday/Memeday: Amish + Porn = Disconnect

Maybe this is only relevant to Pennsylvania, but if any group of Americans ever needed cable, it is the Amish.

Consumed by His Natural Amish Lusts, This Young Man Forgets That the True Spirit of Amish Grace Is Staring Vacantly into the Distance for no Reason

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Commentary meme

Memeday: Soup Is Good Food

If yesterday was Sunday, then today must me Memeday. I love this one, even if the “Customer Service” guy was a prankster–the bigot, Ms. Spear Cook–was real enough. If there’s any reason for the commercial to make us sick, it was the terrible Darth Vader impressions those doting fathers attempted. Yech.

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