Maybe this is only relevant to Pennsylvania, but if any group of Americans ever needed cable, it is the Amish.
Some final thoughts. I wanted to weigh in on my own here, sort of a personal summary, while touching base on potential costume choices.
The father in me had no problem coming up with a several costume suggestions which are, in their particular socio-cultural mileau, hot enough to incinerate. Among them are…
This one caught my eye on Tumblr–can’t get past the Amish feel of the image. I wouldn’t want to be an Amish any of the time, but I especially wouldn’t want to be Amish in the winter.