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The War Is Real

101235865-BaQGujVCcAEYSve_r.530x298I know it’s tough, taking your teabagger neighbor seriously; you know, the one who spends all those hours alone on the overpass just outside of town, o-TEA-PARTY-IMPEACH-OBAMA-facebook.jpgdressed in a colonial costume, flying a Gadsden flag and dangling a homemade banner that reads “Impeach O’Bama” over the interstate.  He’s a mad hatter, for sure, but this year, while he’s mumbling about border walls and the citizens of New Jersey celebrating the 9/11 attacks, pay closer attention.  This War on Christmas business is absolutely true.

UN-highlights-trauma-Syrian-refugee-children_11-29-2013_128341_lThe evidence is everywhere.  Not only is the government busily importing millions of covert ISIS agents disguised as Syrian refugees, who want to kill us because they hate freedom., they are also secretly working with a cabal off “terrist” groups like planned parenthood, FEMA, the Pakistani guys who own all those pizza shops and motels, and the the Florida Citrus Growers Association, who are pissed because people just don’t put oranges in Christmas stockings the way they used to.

And they’re taking Santa down like it’s nobody’s business.

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Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-wife Busted After Allegedly Pulling Gun From Vagina During Alien Argument

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UPDATE 9/21/2014: I was contacted recently by Ms. McCarthy, who is eager to tell her side of this obviously absurd story.  Please read her comment below.  Not only is is particularly relevant at this time when domestic violence is (sadly, and probably all too briefly) at the forefront of our collective psyche. 

Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife busted after pulling gun from vagina during alien argument 

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/cormac-mccarthy-ex-wife-busted-bizarre-play-gun-article-1.1570196#ixzz2pvl4lpCz
And more:  http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/01/cormac-mccarthys-ex-wife-and-the-vagina-holster.html

So, within the past few days I’ve posted about Bigfoot, Pixies, and vagina-gun wielding alien believers. Still, follow the links–this story is priceless.