Tag: campaign
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Republican Girl
In the “Big Government” Guide to Relationships, how do you know when the girl breaking up with you is Republican? Because she says, fully expecting this to make it better, “It’s not me, it’s you.”
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Dukakis Still Drives Old Tank Everywhere
Since we’re slogging knee deep through a year of ridiculous campaigners, I thought I’d roll out this post on a serious candidate’s most ridiculous moment. And all ye gods, goddesses and l’il baby godlets, please bless The Onion, from whence this came. Image from…”a campaign stop for Democratic presidential nominee Michael Dukakis:…
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Cruz Vs. Clinton
I was laughing when I lifted this from Twitter, planning to include it with the other funny posts I referenced in a post of #tedcruzcampaignslogans, but the more I thought about it the more I thought: this ticket would be ideal. First and foremost, these two aren’t the idiots most of us think they are–oh,…
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Wednesday Words of Wisdom: Abraham Lincoln
In honor of Donald Trump’s bizarro news conference announcing his candidacy for President, I give you a good old Honest Abe twofer. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” “He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever…
Old Road Apples 