Tag: children
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DeVos Confirmed; Wildlife Scatters
Too bad our children are sitting ducks for this cash-saturated wannabe.
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How Jennifer Aniston Stays So Young
My teenaged daughters recently discovered old episodes of Friends on Netflix, and while imposing myself on some of their recreational time recently I noticed that Jennifer Aniston has not only maintained her youthful appearance, she is arguably even hotter in her 40s than she was in her late twenties. In those old episodes she was…
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Wednesday Words of Wisdom: Charles Dickens
Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeling is not roused – in whose mind some pleasant associations are not awakened – by the recurrence of Christmas. –Charles Dickens
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Wednesday Words of Wisdom: Stephen Fry
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.– Stephen Fry
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My All-Time Favorite Christmas Decoration
My daughter made this way back in elementary school–we didn’t date it, so I can’t say exactly when, but it had to be first or second grade. Or earlier. I keep thinking that I should try to have it laminated, but my wife thinks that doing so would ruin it and we should just “let…
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I’m Going to Sue “South Park”
They clearly ripped off my creations: And passed them off as their own: Am I right, or am I right?
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Children’s Letters to Megyn Kelly, Posted by Andy Borowitz
Too funny not to post. http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/12/childrens-letters-to-megyn-kelly.html Why is this funny? Because Kelly recently set the record straight regarding people of color who dared to think that Santa might possibly look more like them that he is traditionally portrayed. Kelly wasn’t hearing it. “For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white.” She said. …
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The Inherent Dangers of Elf on the Shelf
Originally posted on Everything is Better Wrapped in Bacon: It started in 2005, not really the “Tradition” that Bing Crosby is. If you’re like me, then the holidays are a time of elaborate decoration, gift-giving and the hidden look of disappointment in your parents’ eyes as they come to terms with another season that you’ve…
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