Tag: cruz
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I Want To Fight Ted Cruz
One of the great sacrifices that comes from living way up here in the USA, miles away from Texas and the heart of the confederacy, is that we don’t enjoy timely access to the broad range of news pertaining to Ted “Tough as Texas” Cruz. Indeed, we barely hear tales of fabled adventures at all,…
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Dukakis Still Drives Old Tank Everywhere
Since we’re slogging knee deep through a year of ridiculous campaigners, I thought I’d roll out this post on a serious candidate’s most ridiculous moment. And all ye gods, goddesses and l’il baby godlets, please bless The Onion, from whence this came. Image from…”a campaign stop for Democratic presidential nominee Michael Dukakis:…
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Cruz Vs. Clinton
I was laughing when I lifted this from Twitter, planning to include it with the other funny posts I referenced in a post of #tedcruzcampaignslogans, but the more I thought about it the more I thought: this ticket would be ideal. First and foremost, these two aren’t the idiots most of us think they are–oh,…
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The Guv’mint Shutdown, Maureen Dowd, and Zombie Washington
First off, the disclaimer: it is my intention to steer clear of politics as much as possible. My personal platform lies well outside the standard corruptions of the 2-party system, and nobody really cares what I think, anyway. But enough is enough. My friend Amy sent me a link to a must-read Maureen Dowd column,…
Old Road Apples 