Jarrod May At The Tap Brewery, Bloomington, Indiana

If you live within a day’s drive of Bloomington or Indianapolis, go to The Tap and give this guy’s beer a whirl. While it is true that he is allegedly related to me, and while it also seems that he wears the same sweatshirt every day, he really knows his way around beer. And now I’m thirsty. Sigh. Luckily I have some of his stuff in my fridge. Check out his profile.

Source:Jarrod May: The Tap



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2015 Summer Wonders #50: You Can Never Get Enough Watermelon

It’s watermelon week at Old Road Apples’ summer wonders.  Enjoy.


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2015 Summer Wonders #49: Still More Watermelon

It’s cool, refreshing watermelon week at Old Road Apples’ summer wonders.



Your Thanksgiving Shopping List, Part 1: Cranberry Sauce

Cranberry Sauce

Make your own cranberry sauce.  Do not–for the love of your petty, vengeful, god–serve your guests that jiggly canned cranberry atrocity. He will smite you, if you do.  I promise.

Do Not Eat This Shit.
Do Not Eat This Shit.

I grew up thinking that the stuff in the can was how cranberry sauce was–a “square earth” belief if ever I’ve had one–even though I could never understand why they called it sauce even though it came out of the can as a sort of flaccid log that my grandmother sliced into rounds that looked like beets steamed for the better part of a week.  Rigorous, scientific study at our research labs in the a secret underground facility in an abandoned coal mine just outside Possum Glory, PA have deduced that canned cranberry sauce is over 50% Petroleum by-product and contains significant amounts of alien DNA–the space kind, not the kind that get my conservative Christian friends all stirred into a gun-clutching tizz.  Further study suggests it is made by a consortium of large corporations including Dow Chemical, British Petroleum, Halliburton and the Dole Pineapple Company–the very same people who, along with WalMart and the Pringles Potato Chip alliance, run the shadow world government.

Make it fresh.  The interwebs are teaming with recipes, and here’s mine.  It’s awesome.

  • 1 bag of Cranberries (used to be a pound, now they sell you 12 or 14oz.)
  • 1 large, juicy orange to make about cup of peeled and diced orange
  • 1 large, tart baking apple–get a good one, not one of those flavorless Delicious-derived hybrid, peeled and cored and diced
  • 1/2 Cup granulated white sugar + 1/2 cup brown sugar (or just 1 C white sugar)
  • 1 cup apple juice, cider, or orange juice.
  • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
  • no more than 1/2 teaspoon ground clove (be careful, clove is strong and not for everyone, but it adds an exotic flair to this simple side dish).

Put the juice and a few tablespoons of water in a large saucepan, add the apple, cranberries, orange, and sugar in that order and bring to a boil on medium low heat, stirring when necessary.  Cook until the berries begin to burst, then add cinnamon and clove and cook until you get a texture you like, between 10-15 minutes.  The longer you cook, the smoother it becomes. I like it sort of medium lumpy.

You can fool around with this recipe as much as you’d like–we’ve made it with just apple or just orange, with and without the clove, and I even diced up a cup of seedless grapes one year in order to add bulk and to use up the grapes before leaving town for the long holiday weekend.

We generally kill a single recipe of this on the day of, but the it lends itself easily to doubling, which I make ahead and store in the fridge in mason jars with plastic storage lids so there’s a chance to have some left to eat with leftover turkey.  Hint: it’s great on toast or bagels, too.


Before and After

About 1 bushel + 14 quarts.  Not bad.