Tag: douchebag
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Saying “The ‘Rona” Ain’t Funny At All
I’ve been acting like a jerk on the internet. Again. Reflexively chastising friends on Facebook for breezily referring to 2020’s viral villain by its trendy sobriquet, “the ‘Rona.” Because I hate that crap like Indiana Jones hates Nazis. Don’t get me wrong; I hate Nazis too. I have a big enough heart to hold more […]
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Trump Draws Me Out of My Groundhog Hole
I’m sticking my head out of my rabbit hole…or, to be more regionally themed, let’s call it a Groundhog Hole, in honor of my neighbor to the north, the venerable Punxsy Phil? I didn’t go into the hole to hibernate, rodent-style, but to focus on the oh so slowly progressing final draft of the part-time […]
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Too Priceless (and typical) To Ignore
Donald Trump has hogged so much of the spotlight thus far in the election that we have been deprived of all the stupid stuff other politicians, and Republicans in particular, spout. This one makes the old “spontaneous abortion” rant look quaintly pastoral. It seems that the GOP, in the form of its National Republican Senatorial Committee, […]
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F*ck Donald Tr*mp
Not long ago I decided that I would enter the same comment beneath every article, essay, or blog post that mentions his name, no matter how humorous or interesting or disgusting Three short words that echo his nuanced, thoughtful response to the great issues of our day: F*ck Donald Tr*mp. It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s […]
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Scalia’s Awesome Massive Marriage Meltdown
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has been getting hammered this week, on the losing end of a series of decisions that uphold legislation that runs contrary to his idealogical stance, including upholding the Affordable Care Act and, today, legalizing same sex marriage in all 50 States. Scalia and his partner, Judge Clarence Thomas, are two […]
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I Wonder What Chet Hanks Thinks of The Word “Douchebag?”
“Chet Hanks, the rapper son of Oscar winner Tom Hanks, not only repeatedly used the N-word on social media but defended its use because he believes it “unifies the culture of hip-hop across all races.” “He also factored free speech, the civil rights movement, Jim Crow and “a racist” justice system into his lengthy contention for universal use of […]
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Quotes From The Dark Side: Paul Ryan
Because he cares…. ”We’re not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people.” —Rep. Paul Ryan, March 12, 2013
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