Tag: email
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Email Excerpts–A Joke
I’ve saved a lot of email over the years–sort of an electrical pack rat, I guess (put on your Philip Dick and think on that for a nano). I’ll be cleaning up and sharing the best of it with you. I made this as a draft six years ago. No idea why I didn’t click…
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Spammers Misfire + Junk Mail Dating Advice
During my recent period of distraction, the official Junk Chuck email inbox ballooned to 3700 messages, and that is not counting the lonely Russian women, offers of lasik surgery and penis enhancement messages (Coincidence? I don’t think so–clearly Olga and Svetlana have some unreasonable expectations from an old, married man–but I’m not sure how the…
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Email Excerpts: Message From A Young Mother
I recently did a grand purge of about 10,000 old emails–a few dozen yielded rough-cut gems of variable worth–jokes, quips, quotes, observations…. ——– Original Message ——– Subject: wasting away again in…… Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 22:34:14 -0400 From: (redacted) To: (redacted) I’m not pregnant, not nursing and I love margaritas….so what are you doing…
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Email From a Friend #1
Hi, Charles, Now that you can read Chinese in your computer, here is your Chinese name for you. 查理斯曼格斯 the red one is your first name, and the black one is your last name. told ya, a lot of characters, isn’t it? have a nice day. Fred
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