Tag Archives: excuses

Blame Trump? Blame Me.

I’m a big fan of the WordPress community and the creativity this outlet and the people here wring out of me–quickly written, spontaneously conceived and sloppily edited. There’s something about wise-assed rants I don’t bother to edit or even proofread … Continue reading

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I Won’t Be In To Work Today; Committed Suicide Last Night

http://witlessdatingafterfifty.wordpress.com/2014/11/14/incredible-excuses-for-sick-days/comment-page-1/#comment-15554 I once had an employee call in dead. Not sick, but dead. When he didn’t show up for his shift I called his apartment. His room-mate answered and went to get him–but came back to the phone and said … Continue reading

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