Tag: girl scouts

• Why “Spank The Monkey” When You Get The Monkey For…

  In Oregon, a man was recently arrested for paying a hooker with money from a stolen Girl Scouts fundraising jar in his pet store, then tipping the industrious Professional Intimacy Facilitator with a exotic primate. Because nothing says “lets do it again sometime” like a creepy little exotic mammal.If I were the girl, I would […]

  JunkChuck

  April 24, 2016

  Funny and/or Strange, sheer awesomeness, Uncategorized

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