Tag: gross
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Grim Truth of Almond Milk
I agree with the profundity excerpted below. It is so deeply wrong that it’s called Almond Milk. There are no nipples on almonds. None. They can’t be milked. They don’t make more tomorrow. They’re drowned, then cracked and crushed and churned through a mechanical extractor and squeezed through a filter. What’s left, that people drink,…
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I Ate This: My Kid Tweeted It
I’m ashamed of my meal, but proud of my daughter. She took artistic license–probably because she didn’t want to reference her dad on twitter–but this was my sandwich–at 3″ x 3″ inches of dry, chewy tastelessness of it. It was like this: we were in a hurry and didn’t want to take the time to…
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Commercials: Maybe Part One
Originally posted on joeyfullystated: Sassy and I were watchin television last night, when a commercial came along to entertain us more than the show. I can’t even remember what show we were watchin, but I’ll never forget the commercial. In the commercial, a school-aged child is blowing through his straw, making bubbles in his chocolate…
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Red Lobster Celebrates Return Of Annual All-You-Can-Eat Krill Fest
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pamn43r
Old Road Apples 