Tag: idiot
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Saying “The ‘Rona” Ain’t Funny At All
I’ve been acting like a jerk on the internet. Again. Reflexively chastising friends on Facebook for breezily referring to 2020’s viral villain by its trendy sobriquet, “the ‘Rona.” Because I hate that crap like Indiana Jones hates Nazis. Don’t get me wrong; I hate Nazis too. I have a big enough heart to hold more…
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D.A.H.O.F: Jamie Gilt
D U M B – A S S H A L L OF F A M E N O M I N A T I O N I shouldn’t need an excuse to circle back around to my poor, mistreated, attention-starved blog–or the millions, thousands, hundreds, dozens of eager readers who breathlessly await my oracular…
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Trump: The Joke That Keeps on Giving
So much for being the most powerful man on earth, the Great Yuge Orange One has irrefutably become nothing more than a laughingstock the the other leaders in the world, a punchline to the kind of not-really-funny dirty joke that just makes folks wince. Here are Lars Lokke Rasmussen, Juha Sipila, Bjarni Benediktsson, Erna Solberg…
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DeVos Confirmed; Wildlife Scatters
Too bad our children are sitting ducks for this cash-saturated wannabe.
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Johnny “Football” Manziel Throwing It Away
The cops knocked on another door last night and guess who answered? If you said Johnny Manziel, the pride of Texas, you’d be right, although the odds were pretty much stacked in your favor. Something like 67% of all police calls these days involve the ubiquitously undisciplined (soon to be ex-?) Cleveland Browns quarterback. If…
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F*ck Donald Tr*mp
Not long ago I decided that I would enter the same comment beneath every article, essay, or blog post that mentions his name, no matter how humorous or interesting or disgusting Three short words that echo his nuanced, thoughtful response to the great issues of our day: F*ck Donald Tr*mp. It’s short, it’s sweet, it’s…
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Another Yellowstone Tourist Thumped By Bison? Go Figure.
I spent a few summers working in the tourist industry in Wyoming a few centuries ago, and I’m looking forward to taking my kids there to see the sights and meet some of my great co-workers for a reunion this summer. It’s good to see some things haven’t changed–like killer nachos and tourists doing really,…
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I Wonder What Chet Hanks Thinks of The Word “Douchebag?”
“Chet Hanks, the rapper son of Oscar winner Tom Hanks, not only repeatedly used the N-word on social media but defended its use because he believes it “unifies the culture of hip-hop across all races.” “He also factored free speech, the civil rights movement, Jim Crow and “a racist” justice system into his lengthy contention for universal use of…
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D.A.H.O.F. Spreadsheet Sex Guy
I suppose by now everyone on the internet has heard about the Spreadsheet Guy, which is the downside of having a weekly feature on a blog–some stuff just isn’t going to be timely. Be that as it may, for those of you still unenlightened, Spreadsheet Guy is the hurt and resentful husband who kept a…
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