Tag: joke
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Email Excerpts–A Joke
I’ve saved a lot of email over the years–sort of an electrical pack rat, I guess (put on your Philip Dick and think on that for a nano). I’ll be cleaning up and sharing the best of it with you. I made this as a draft six years ago. No idea why I didn’t click…
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Trump: The Joke That Keeps on Giving
So much for being the most powerful man on earth, the Great Yuge Orange One has irrefutably become nothing more than a laughingstock the the other leaders in the world, a punchline to the kind of not-really-funny dirty joke that just makes folks wince. Here are Lars Lokke Rasmussen, Juha Sipila, Bjarni Benediktsson, Erna Solberg…
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Denial & Schrödinger’s Cat?
It is 2:30pm and I’ve yet to look at news or Facebook today. If I can’t see it, it hasn’t happened, right? Is there some way I can apply Schrödinger’s cat to current events? For the next four years, or at least until the first indictments?
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Republican Girl
In the “Big Government” Guide to Relationships, how do you know when the girl breaking up with you is Republican? Because she says, fully expecting this to make it better, “It’s not me, it’s you.”
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Fishing Story
Another joke told to me recently–don’t worry, this won’t become a habit. Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what…
Old Road Apples 