Another joke told to me recently–don’t worry, this won’t become a habit.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and
Two days before the group is to leave Frank’s wife puts her foot down
and tells him he isn’t going.
Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on
“Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting
in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes
and said ‘guess who’?” I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.
“She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen
candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and
ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then
she said ‘do what ever you want.’
“So, here I am.”