Tag: kinky

• Spammers Misfire + Junk Mail Dating Advice

  During my recent period of distraction, the official Junk Chuck email inbox ballooned to  3700 messages, and that is not counting the lonely Russian women, offers of lasik surgery and penis enhancement messages (Coincidence? I don’t think so–clearly Olga and Svetlana have some unreasonable expectations from an old, married man–but I’m not sure how the…

  JunkChuck

  November 19, 2015

  Funny and/or Strange

  armageddon, bride, dating, email, hot christian singles, kinky, nihilists, russian, spam, spammer, succubus

• Valentine’s Day Gifts

  Beginning with full disclosure: historically speaking, I’ve always failed at this one–at least, that’s the attitude I take into it.  Some guys are angling for surprise, acrobatic sexual compensation for their Valentine’s triumphs, but I’m just holding my breath and hoping for an indifferent shrug, or anything that is not patently disappointed.  How many Valentines…

  JunkChuck

  February 12, 2014

  Uncategorized

  anal, candy, cbs, chocolate, day, floss, flowers, gere, gifts, julia, kinky, lingerie, lovers, poll, pretty, prostitute, richard, roberts, sex, valentine’s, woman

• Found On Back of Grocery List

  Have you ever gone to the grocery store and found a previous shopper’s abandoned or lost shopping list?  I have to admit that I’ve picked one up from the floor more than once–it’s an interesting look into the lives of strangers.  It happened today that I found a list in the cart at our local…

  JunkChuck

  December 9, 2013

  Uncategorized

  aldi, found, groceries, kinky, list, relationships, sex, spice