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Why “Spank The Monkey” When You Get The Monkey For…

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In Oregon, a man was recently arrested for paying a hooker with money from a stolen Girl Scouts fundraising jar in his pet store, then tipping the industrious Professional Intimacy Facilitator with a exotic primate. Because nothing says “lets do it again sometime” like a creepy little exotic mammal.If I were the girl, I would have held out for some contraband Thin Mints.

God bless America.

https://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=2440

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/24/man-paid-prostitute-with-charity-money-and-primate-police-say.html

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Random Internet Photo: Debra Paget

Is this one great or what?  Debra Paget–if this was 1958 you’d know who she was without wikipedia or IMDB.
tumblr_lpug0b4bJl1qf6jy9o1_1280And not content with being sexy, ol’ Debra wasn’t shy about a little weirdness. YOu know, like crawling around in a giant’s hand or doing gods know what with a monkey in a diaper. But, I guess a monkey in a diaper is better than a monkey without a diaper, if that monkey happens to be dancing an irish jig on your bosom.

maxresdefaultAnd the Snake Dance?  Well, Shazaam!

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