I just re-read an old magazine interview with my very favorite singer, Neko Case, and felt the need to express to all of you the incredible depth and revelry of my love for her. Don’t sweat it, my wife knows. In fact, she’s pretty damned bemused by the whole thing, and thinks it’s “cute.” I’m no Travis Bickle, I guess.
And she thinks Neko is pretty fetchin’ swell, too. And if you can’t stand the music your kids bring home, you can probably add yourself to the list….
“When I hear auto-tune on somebody’s voice, I don’t take them seriously. Or you hear somebody like Alicia Keys, who I know is pretty good, and you’ll hear a little bit of auto-tune and you’re like, “You’re too fucking good for that. Why would you let them do that to you? Don’t you know what that means?” It’s not an effect like people try to say, it’s for people like Shania Twain who can’t sing. Yet there they are, all over the radio, jizzing saccharine all over you. It’s a horrible sound and it’s like, “Shania, spend an extra hour in the studio and you’ll hit the note and it’ll sound fine. Just work on it, it’s not like making a burger!”
Now, to get on with the theme (and hide the fact that this entire post was pretty much a device to share that quote) let’s keep with the fan worship. I like this Neko picture because, at first glance, the first time I saw it, I thought she was wearing an engineer’s uniform for Star Trek. Okay, it’s a bit of a stretch, but you see what I mean, right? She would absolutely make a fantastic cameo as some dry-witted, uber-competent veteran Captain–that’s right, Captain Case who’s got neither time nor patience for Kirk’s juvenile tom-foolery.
And that’s why they don’t let me write Star Trek scripts (even though I’d KILL at it); because I’d pen in cameos for my favorite singers to come in and say the word “tomfoolery.” Hell yes, I would. But Neko has even better outfits. I saw her in a very nice dress in photos from the Grammy Awards, but I like this one best:
I just followed Neko on Twitter. After this post, how long before she blocks me?