Tag: pregnant

• How Jennifer Aniston Stays So Young

  My teenaged daughters recently discovered old episodes of Friends on Netflix, and while imposing myself on some of their recreational time recently I noticed that Jennifer Aniston has not only maintained her youthful appearance, she is arguably even hotter in her 40s than she was in her late twenties. In those old episodes she was…

  JunkChuck

  July 11, 2015

  Uncategorized

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• Email Excerpts: Message From A Young Mother

  I recently did a grand purge of about 10,000 old emails–a few dozen yielded rough-cut gems of variable worth–jokes, quips, quotes, observations…. ——– Original Message ——– Subject: wasting away again in…… Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 22:34:14 -0400 From: (redacted) To: (redacted) I’m not pregnant, not nursing and I love margaritas….so what are you doing…

  JunkChuck

  January 20, 2014

  Commentary, Funny and/or Strange, Uncategorized

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