Tag: prostitute

• Why “Spank The Monkey” When You Get The Monkey For…

  In Oregon, a man was recently arrested for paying a hooker with money from a stolen Girl Scouts fundraising jar in his pet store, then tipping the industrious Professional Intimacy Facilitator with a exotic primate. Because nothing says “lets do it again sometime” like a creepy little exotic mammal.If I were the girl, I would…

  JunkChuck

  April 24, 2016

  Funny and/or Strange, sheer awesomeness, Uncategorized

  galago, girl scouts, girls scouts of america, hooker, monkey, oregon, perverted, pet shop, primate, prostitute, sex, sexual, strange, theft, weird, whore

• Valentine’s Day Gifts

  Beginning with full disclosure: historically speaking, I’ve always failed at this one–at least, that’s the attitude I take into it.  Some guys are angling for surprise, acrobatic sexual compensation for their Valentine’s triumphs, but I’m just holding my breath and hoping for an indifferent shrug, or anything that is not patently disappointed.  How many Valentines…

  JunkChuck

  February 12, 2014

  Uncategorized

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