Tag: quotes
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Wednesday Words of Wisdom: Abraham Lincoln
In honor of Donald Trump’s bizarro news conference announcing his candidacy for President, I give you a good old Honest Abe twofer. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” “He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever…
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Wednesday Words of Wisdom: Elmo Phillips
” You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life.” –Elmo Phillips
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Wednesday Words Of Wisdom: Mark Twain
Twain could be the King of Wednesday Words–we could make this exclusively about him, put him in here every Wednesday, but this is one of my favorites. “Give a man a reputation as an early riser, and he can sleep until noon every day.” –Mark Twain
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Quotes From The Dark Side: Ronald Reagan
Sometimes the Dark Side and the Dumb Side co-exist in the same space, like alternative universes. “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles.” ~ Ronald Reagan
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Best Damned Quotes: Anne Lamott
“I have been in a better mood ever since, and have decided not to even say this woman’s name anymore, because she fills me with such existential doubt, such a sense of impending doom and disbelief, that only the Germans could possibly have words for it.” –Anne Lamott
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Quotes From The Dark Side: “Reverend” Pat Robertson
One of my all-time favorites: ”The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” —Pat Robertson
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Quote From The Other Side: My Favorite Ann Coulter Zingers
I’m not a fan of Ann Coulter, but I’m a huge admirer. She is perhaps the most brilliant entertainer of our time, slinging out foul and seemingly unfiltered, acerbic, utterly heinous and gratuitously venomous right-wing propaganda that mesmerizes her audience and goads them to ever-increasing frenzies of despicable hatred, flaunting the truth with every hyper-enunciated…
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