Bitter, cynical, and borderline misanthropic for most of the year, I reform for the holiday season and from mid-November to the last minute of Epiphany I’m all about the season. Readers of Old Road Apples will find themselves under a constant barrage of holiday fare this season–from themed essays to book reviews to a countdown of my very favorite Christmas recordings.
Pushing into the top ten, these records could be stacked in just about any order and I’d be happy. It’s that close.
“Frank Sinatra. Dean Martin. Sammy Davis Jr.” Really, what else do I need to say? As genres go, my favorite Christmas tunes lean towards cocktail-ready, hipster-jazz/swing, and these songs are classic. Most notable is Dean Martin’s “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” that suddenly controversial chestnut that’s drawn the ire of a few cranky feminists (trying to raise, happy, healthy, empowered daughters–rather than sullen and paranoid defeatists, we’re partial to confident, bright-eyed, and joyful feminists around here) and some sallow young men who would curry their favor: the argument is that it is a song about date rape, that the woman wants to leave but the man won’t let her, and that the line “say, what’s in this drink?” very clearly demonstrates that the man has drugged her cocktail.
If you’ve never savored the joys of something largely because other people think it’s naughty, then this is your chance. Turn up the stereo, pour a glass of eggnog, and bask in the smooth Dean-o delivery while reflecting on the simpering paranoia of the articles cited above.
The entire album is wonderful–these guys recorded a lot of holiday music over the years, and the folks assembling the collection clearly chose the crispest versions of the most classic of the lot. Most of the tunes you’re looking for are here–and there’s nothing to make you want to scoot forward a few tracks to that song you’ve been waiting to hear.
|1. I’ve Got My Love To Keep Me Warm – Dean Martin|
|2. Mistletoe And Holly – Frank Sinatra|
|3. Christmas Time All Over the World – Sammy Davis, Jr.|
|4. The First Noel – Frank Sinatra|
|5. Baby, It’s Cold Outside – Dean Martin|
|6. I Believe – Frank Sinatra|
|7. Silver Bells – Dean Martin|
|8. The Christmas Song – Sammy Davis, Jr.|
|9. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing – Frank Sinatra|
|10. Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer – Dean Martin|
|11. The Christmas Waltz – Frank Sinatra|
|12. Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! – Dean Martin|
|13. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas – Frank Sinatra|
|14. Medley: Peace On Earth/Silent Night – Dean Martin|
|15. Jingle Bells – Sammy Davis, Jr.|
|16. White Christmas – Dean Martin|
|17. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear – Frank Sinatra|
|18. Winter Wonderland – Dean Martin|
|19. I’ll Be Home For Christmas (If Only In My Dreams) – Frank Sinatra|
|20. A Marshmallow World – Frank Sinatra|
|21. Auld Lang Syne – Frank Sinatra|