Tag: santa
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Hillsboro’s War on Christmas
Two things burrow their way under my skin every year at Christmas, two sides of an ugly coin. The first and generally loudest are the inevitable cries about “a war on Christmas” that, at some point each year, generally when ratings are ebbing, are spewed by right wing trolls and other despicable human beings gleefully […]
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Festive Holiday Photos: Santa Dash
Festive Holiday Photos From Around the Internet. I’ve got a bunch of ’em I’ve saved to pummel you with this season–largely unsourced, their presence here larcenous but well-intentioned. Enjoy ’em until I get that cease and desist notice.
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Amazon Is Weird…
…or funny. Drunk funny, maybe. I looked at their site the other day, and something is amiss in their recommendations. The items at the bottom make sense–I’m interested in riding more rail trails, and it seems like an extra way for my wife and I to distract ourselves from our pending empty nest syndrome, so […]
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Just Reward
Oh, Santa–you work hard, but you play harder. Go Santa. Go, man, go. http://www.markvelasquez.com/
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Santa’s Double Standard
Naughty or Nice? Naughty: busted. Naughty: Got by with a warning “this time.”
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Why I Won’t Dress As Santa
If I stopped trimming my beard, I could pull it off as soon as this grey goes white. But who wants to be wearing a red velour pantsuit at the very moment of discovering one’s hidden inner creepy guy? Not me.
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