Tag: sex
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Evangelicals LOVE Trump No Matter Who & How Often He’s Slipped The Schmeckle
The Washington Post just threw us an interesting article on the unwillingness of Evangelicals to condemn Donald Trump for his serial philandering, ultimately explaining the moral hypocrisy on white christian nationalism, irrational fear of islam, and a certain cold-tempered pragmatism that suggests they would excuse the excesses of Satan himself, should the devil suddenly call…
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Heartless Killers….
Ever look at a headline and you think wow, someone found that interesting enough to write about? (Quit smirking. This one doesn’t count.) I knew these brats were up to no good. But who knew J. Crew was still a thing? Their crap never fit me and always cost too much, but the pictures were…
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Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee
Well, it was a different trailer. Different era. Different girl. Still…it broke my heart the day I came home and it was gone–mom sold it for $250. Jeez, mom.
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Why “Spank The Monkey” When You Get The Monkey For…
In Oregon, a man was recently arrested for paying a hooker with money from a stolen Girl Scouts fundraising jar in his pet store, then tipping the industrious Professional Intimacy Facilitator with a exotic primate. Because nothing says “lets do it again sometime” like a creepy little exotic mammal.If I were the girl, I would…
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C’est Unique–Me, Monique, and The Big Box of Playboys
I received a link to the official Playboy website recently, where it seemd Bunny Nation has uploaded its entire history, every last word, every last airbrushed nipple, every last cheeseball article on how to be a sophisticated man. The answer is yes, I followed the link–right to a number of well written articles, including a…
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McRomance
Father forgive me for I have sinned. It has been…far too long since my last resoundingly inappropriate and tasteless post. But I get bonus points for hyping an ambitious artist, right? http://tpollockjr.deviantart.com/art/McRomance-112505970
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D.A.H.O.F. Spreadsheet Sex Guy
I suppose by now everyone on the internet has heard about the Spreadsheet Guy, which is the downside of having a weekly feature on a blog–some stuff just isn’t going to be timely. Be that as it may, for those of you still unenlightened, Spreadsheet Guy is the hurt and resentful husband who kept a…
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I Love Your Soft
I tossed a draft of this against the Twitter wall yesterday and it stuck. A little. I love your soft Solomon-songed geology– oh, those hills and valleys– your glacial erosion.
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Random Internet Photo: It’s The Weekend!
I wish I’d had this one for Valentine’s Day, but I’m too impatient to wait 8 more months. And here’s a tip–this is the sort of greeting every man would like to receive when he walks into the bedroom. Some notes on these photographs: This blog is…
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Rocky Horror Picture Show
In the velvet darkness, of the blackest night, burning bright…. I recently stumbled into a rather dated blog post (link below) that read…. This weekend I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show done by a group of players who ran the movie and simultaneously acted out the movie as a live play. Staging and…
Old Road Apples 