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The Closer You Look, The Weirder….

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Let The Memes Flow…

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Weird Christmas Card of the Year

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Why “Spank The Monkey” When You Get The Monkey For…

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In Oregon, a man was recently arrested for paying a hooker with money from a stolen Girl Scouts fundraising jar in his pet store, then tipping the industrious Professional Intimacy Facilitator with a exotic primate. Because nothing says “lets do it again sometime” like a creepy little exotic mammal.If I were the girl, I would have held out for some contraband Thin Mints.

God bless America.

https://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=2440

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/24/man-paid-prostitute-with-charity-money-and-primate-police-say.html

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Monday/Memeday: Get In The Van

You had to know I’d have to get a few more words in after the events of the previous week, but you would be wrong.  It’s time to get some healing started, and what better way to start than with one of the all time great memes?  I thought you’d agree.  I never fail to crack a grin when I see this one. I know I feel a whole lot better already.

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Now, if we can find just one reasonable presidential candidate, on either side of the aisle…but frankly, I fear we’re more likely to find a unicorn.

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This Should Be A Writing Prompt…

I grabbed this from Tumblr a few months ago because it made me smile. Now, finally getting around to posting it, it freaks me out a little.

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V the K’s Caption–Hours of Fun

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They post a picture–weird, normal, sexy, strange, whatever…and people add captions.  What a simple, wonderful idea I wish I’d had–or had the gall to steal.  If you’re in a bad mood about all the idiots in the world, this page will help.  There’s a lot of funny people out there.

I thought this one was particularly funny and topical

http://www.vthek.net/2010/11/putin-and-puppy.html

putin_puppy1. “Thank you, I can’t wait to eat it.”

2. “You see, this is where Cruella de Vil went wrong. I only need 10, maybe 12 of these to make a good coat.”

3. “In honor of the American First Lady, I will name him, ‘Old Yeller.'”

4. “Cool, let’s shoot it into space until it dies.”

5. Putin’s affection for the animal was short-lived, as was the animal itself when it crapped on the seat of his Harley.

Best of Matt the K
“I guess the Russians love their puppies too”, mused a wistful Sting.

Best of Matt the K
The mindmeld complete, Chairman Scruffy promptly destroyed his humanoid parasite.

Best of HLam
Putin’s mistake of confusing the pooch for a Winter Muff proved fatal for the dog when one hand entered it’s mouth and another hand entered it’s rump.

Best of GregMan
“And I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George.”

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Putin discovers how “Puddles” got his nickname

Best of Jack Reacher
“I will name him Chechnya, and keep my hand always at his throat. Bwahahahahahahha! Oh, I slay me.”

Best of Steve O
Being all out of iPods, Happy Meal toys, and DVD’s didn’t matter — once the State Department came up with exactly the right idea.

Best of Adriane
And here I always thought Beethoven was German …

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dear Humane Society Forum – As a puppy, I never thought I’d be writing to you about my sex adventures, but…

Best of JohnS1959
“Alright America, sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation treaty or the puppy gets it”, threatened Mr. Putin.
Posted by V the K at 10:48 AM
21 comments:

Matt the K said…

“I guess the Russians love their puppies too”, mused a wistful Sting.
11:42 AM
Matt the K said…

The mindmeld complete, Chairman Scruffy promptly destroyed his humanoid parasite.
11:44 AM
Matt the K said…

Putin warmly receives his gift of Puppy Kiev from the North Korean delegation.
11:45 AM
Matt the K said…

Putin was so instantly smitten, he did not hear his translator emphatically begging him to please put Secretary Clinton back down.
11:49 AM
HLam said…

Putin’s mistake of confusing the pooch for a Winter Muff proved fatal for the dog when one hand entered it’s mouth and another hand entered it’s rump.
12:38 PM
GregMan said…

After Putin used his Death Hug to suffocate the puppy, his jaw unhinged and he swallowed it down.
4:05 PM
GregMan said…

Putin couldn’t find a cat like Blofeld’s, so at the last minute he had to make do with what was at hand.
4:07 PM
GregMan said…

“And I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George.”
4:10 PM
Chronos the Wonder Pig said…

Putin discovers how “Puddles” got his nickname
6:32 PM
Chronos the Wonder Pig said…

Putin meets his date from Match.com
6:33 PM
Jack Reacher said…

“I will name him Chechnya, and keep my hand always at his throat. Bwahahahahahahha! Oh, I slay me.”
7:34 PM
Steve O said…

Putin promises to “love him like a Russian.”
8:01 PM
Steve O said…

Being all out of iPods, Happy Meal toys, and DVD’s didn’t matter — once the State Department came up with exactly the right idea.
8:03 PM
dadoctah said…

“As the Christmas marketing season ramps up, we’re all set to kick us some Zhu Zhu pet ass!”
11:28 PM
americanelephant said…

Pooty-poot and poopy too.
12:12 AM
Adriane said…

And here I always thought Beethoven was German …
12:43 AM
Carpe Phlogiston said…

My vote for Instant Threadwinner – GregMan’s… “And I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George.”

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Dog’s Thawtbubble: Okay, I’m looking into his eyes and don’t get a sense he has a soul. Could it be that Bush totally confused the chill that ran down his spine with the “tingle” wimps get around alphas?

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Dear Humane Society Forum – As a puppy, I never thought I’d be writing to you about my sex adventures, but…

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Putin Thawtbubbleski: Grow up qvickly, Igor. I have a vodka kegger that vill be like a beautiful albatross around your neck.
1:13 PM
Passionate Conservative said…

Yeltsin, reincarnated.
4:02 PM
JohnS1959 said…

“Alright America, sign the Nuclear Non-Proliferation treaty or the puppy gets it”, threatened Mr. Putin.
8:38 PM
JohnS1959 said…

“Well clearly Mr. Putin’s dog, Stoli, has no trouble identifying the alpha male leader of the pack”, related Cesar the Dog Whisperer. “My work is done here. Now I’m off to Washington DC to face the biggest challenge of my career”.
8:44 PM
Anonymous said…

Dog thought bubble:
“I smell a big fat commie rat.”

Vinney
8:26 AM

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Random Found Photo: Spring Frolic, With Automatic Weapons

Before you ask, I have no idea….

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Random Photo Found Via Google #13: Rockin’ Family

Random photos from the internet to you, via me.

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