Tag: suicide

• Email Excerpts–A Joke

  I’ve saved a lot of email over the years–sort of an electrical pack rat, I guess (put on your Philip Dick and think on that for a nano). I’ll be cleaning up and sharing the best of it with you. I made this as a draft six years ago. No idea why I didn’t click…

  JunkChuck

  September 3, 2019

  humor, Uncategorized

  bomber, email, funny, humor, joke, pakistan, suicide, vintage

• I Won’t Be In To Work Today; Committed Suicide Last Night

  http://witlessdatingafterfifty.wordpress.com/2014/11/14/incredible-excuses-for-sick-days/comment-page-1/#comment-15554 I once had an employee call in dead. Not sick, but dead. When he didn’t show up for his shift I called his apartment. His room-mate answered and went to get him–but came back to the phone and said “he’s not here, and he’s not outside at the bus stop so he must be…

  JunkChuck

  February 7, 2015

  Uncategorized

  clerk, excuses, jesus christ superstar, liar, Melina Kanakaredes, pittsburgh, suicide, theater, work

• Life, Death, Robin Williams and Henry Rollins

  I haven’t posted on some of the big, obvious topics that have been shooting down the rapids with such astonishing velocity and mass over the past few weeks. Ferguson, Missouri and ISIS, the leveling of Palestine, the Ebola outbreak. I could take the easy way out, as I had intended, by telling myself–and you–that I…

  JunkChuck

  August 23, 2014

  Commentary

  anger, david foster wallace, depression, grief, henry rollins, kurt cobain, loss, mork, robin williams, spalding gray, suicide