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Why “Spank The Monkey” When You Get The Monkey For…

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In Oregon, a man was recently arrested for paying a hooker with money from a stolen Girl Scouts fundraising jar in his pet store, then tipping the industrious Professional Intimacy Facilitator with a exotic primate. Because nothing says “lets do it again sometime” like a creepy little exotic mammal.If I were the girl, I would have held out for some contraband Thin Mints.

God bless America.

https://www.eugene-or.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=2440

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/24/man-paid-prostitute-with-charity-money-and-primate-police-say.html

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I’m Going to Sue “South Park”

They clearly ripped off my creations:

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And passed them off as their own:

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Am I right, or am I right?