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Email Excerpts–A Joke

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I’ve saved a lot of email over the years–sort of an electrical pack rat, I guess (put on your Philip Dick and think on that for a nano). I’ll be cleaning up and sharing the best of it with you. I made this as a draft six years ago. No idea why I didn’t click “publish” before today.

On 6/13/2005 11:32 AM, (redacted) wrote:

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Ouch.

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Republican Girl

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In the “Big Government” Guide to Relationships, how do you know when the girl breaking up with you is Republican? Because she says, fully expecting this to make it better, “It’s not me, it’s you.”

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12 Days of Halloween: Vintage Scary Clown

The “Scary Clown” phenomena clearly dates back a lot further than initially suspected.

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The Six O’Clock Scrounger: Cheesy

When I’m wasting time, chewing on electronic distractions like a cow chews cud, I turn pack rat. Not that it is a drastically distant fall. The Force may run strong in some families–all I got was this encysted hoarder thing in my belly. Its not cancerous yet, but I need to keep an eye on it. With the interwebs, even my modicum of restraint is unnecessary. I have 2 terabytes of closet space for all the crap I scrounge. At one point, before some serious deleting, there were 25,000 bookmarks on one of my browsers. It is time to give some of this crap away. So here, take it–not all of these posts will be so cheesy, but it is a Junk give-away, so the bar is low.
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Dan Hagerty 1941-2016

I remember thinking Grizzly Adams was the coolest.
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Tunesday: Weird Andy Williams

Nostalgic, but strange.  I remember my mother and grandmother both filled with anticipation for the annual Andy Williams Christmas Special variety show.

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The Original Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree

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Two Weeks of Halloween: The Pumpkin Killers

The Pumpkin Killers.

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Two Weeks of Halloween: Axe Handle

He’s coming for you.

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2015 Summer Wonders #69

Summer rain…it may look refreshing, but in a summer when, at one point, we had rain 35 of 40 days in a row, looks can be deceiving.

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