Tag: weird
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Why “Spank The Monkey” When You Get The Monkey For…
In Oregon, a man was recently arrested for paying a hooker with money from a stolen Girl Scouts fundraising jar in his pet store, then tipping the industrious Professional Intimacy Facilitator with a exotic primate. Because nothing says “lets do it again sometime” like a creepy little exotic mammal.If I were the girl, I would…
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Two Weeks of Halloween–Invitation?
Would you accept an invitation to a Halloween party from the woman who just posted this? Seriously, this is the kind of person I’m friends with–not that creepy, but the weirdness….
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What In The Blazing Fires of Hell Is This?
This British guy with a big waxed mustache made this show up on my personal facebook page just now. We’re supposed to be friends, but–now I’m not so sure. I showed it to my wife and she said, “Well, if I had to have a penis that one would be pretty cool.” But the question…
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I dreamt I Failed Bill Clinton
So I had this dream. My wife and I were staying at a cheap hotel–one of those single story set ups with a swimming pool and a courtyard right by the roadside, on the highway leading out to Duck, North Carolina, which was odd because when we’ve gone to the Outer Banks we stayed way…
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Welcome To Night Vale on Poetry Genius
Here’s something fun. Something weird and cool and fun… http://poetry.rapgenius.com/Welcome-to-night-vale-pilot-annotated#note-2515385
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Random Photo Found Via Google #13: Rockin’ Family
Random photos from the internet to you, via me. About these posts and the photos in ’em: http://wp.me/p3AOvB-FN
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Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-wife Busted After Allegedly Pulling Gun From Vagina During Alien Argument
UPDATE 9/21/2014: I was contacted recently by Ms. McCarthy, who is eager to tell her side of this obviously absurd story. Please read her comment below. Not only is is particularly relevant at this time when domestic violence is (sadly, and probably all too briefly) at the forefront of our collective psyche. Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife…
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