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Knock On My Door, Will You?

A True Story. Mostly. A knock on the door last week, too damned early in the morning…an older middle-aged woman with pamphlets and a bible in a floral dress and sensible shoes bearing close resemblance to Mrs. C, my tenth-grade … Continue reading

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Porch Missionary

A knock on the door last week, too damned early in the morning…a woman with pamphlets, a forced smile, and a bible. “Hello, I’m spreading the good word about a 3-day conference in–” “Is this a god thing?” “Why yes, … Continue reading

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Real Headline: Polygamist Ninjas Attack!

I just found this link in my Inbox–thanks Teresa!–that headline is too awesome not to post immediately.  All the good stuff happens in Utah.  Our Pennsylvania Amish never do anything this interesting–when they get in trouble its for refusing to … Continue reading

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