Tag: zombie
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How Jennifer Aniston Stays So Young
My teenaged daughters recently discovered old episodes of Friends on Netflix, and while imposing myself on some of their recreational time recently I noticed that Jennifer Aniston has not only maintained her youthful appearance, she is arguably even hotter in her 40s than she was in her late twenties. In those old episodes she was…
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Personality Test: Zombie or Grizzly
Make your decision before you read my story below. Now, suspend your disbelief: there are two doors in front of you, both of which open from the outside only. Once you step through, there is no going back. You cannot stay where you are. Behind one of the doors is a thousand pound grizzly. Behind…
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The Saturday Snow White Variations: She’s Baaaaaack
I’m surprised there’s no real discussion about Snow White’s magical revival–where exactly was the magic? It’s implied that she’s been put “under a spell” but the weapon wasn’t a “magic apple” but a “poison apple.’ The Dwarfs–Sleepy, Grouchy, Hungry, Horny, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur and Thorin Oakenshield–clearly thought she was dead, or they wouldn’t have laid…
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In The Garden: Zombie Gnomes!
Let this be a warning–it’s getting to be garden season, my yard is a disaster area of broken stuff, half-finished projects from last year, fallen stuff, stuff that got crushed by fallen stuff, an old fiberglass truck cap, some seriously maintenance-ready cold frames, and one highly abused trampoline that has really and truly seen better…
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What About “The Quick and The Dead?”
The second of two strange cemetery/signage combinations we stumbled upon on vacation this summer. We concluded that this is a Zombie reference, and quickly moved on. Zombies may play slow, but what they lack in speed they more than compensate for with persistence.
Old Road Apples 